Just…what?
My dream last night was rather abstract. Abstract, in this context, means fairly fucked up and leaving me wondering what the hell my brain is really up to these days. To keep things short - I was shopping for seashells with Amanda, an ex-boyfriend of mine and my dance teacher; Amanda took a safety pin and pierced the cartilage of my left ear with it, leaving it in somehow without me bleeding a red river, while my ex found great amusement in peering into a shell the size of his head and my dance teacher grew a second head. Just…what?
First reaction to the dream: It’s got to have something to do with Oedipus the King. Simply has to have something to do with it; I mean, I haven’t read anything else that’s violent and painful.
Second reaction to the dream: …oh, wait, no, Oedipus gouged his eyes out with his mother’s dress pins, he didn’t get a woman friend of his to give him a helix/cartilage piercing with a safety pin.
Third reaction to the dream: Why the hell does my left ear hurt? [I check my phone. I have a new message. Commence reading.] And why the bloody hell is my ex texting me to tell me he wants to go the beach?
Marvellous.
To sum the remainder of my otherwise routine life into a paragraph: School is looking up for a change, the State Championships for dancing are this Saturday (!!) and I’m severely unprepared, I saw Clone Wars and thought it sucked (animation ruins the entire Star Wars franchise, somehow), the Joker owns my soul and I’m going to get a haircut today - I’m going to inevitably look like a porcupine.
[#] Sean, on August 18, 2008:
Are you on drugs, Exewan? Those aren’t normal dreams, just so you know. :P
[#] Nat Marie, on August 18, 2008:
That is the strangest dream ever. The reactions after it though is freaky!
[#] Kym, on August 18, 2008:
Have you tried interpreting your dream with one of those dream dictionaries you can find online? :P
[#] Chris, on August 18, 2008:
Hah! Your dreams are nothing compared to mine! Although, I have to admit they are rather freaky!
P.S. Now I’m going to look like a copy-cat on my, somewhat unnoticed and unread, Blog!
[#] Amanda, on August 18, 2008:
I’m impressed that I can shop even when in your dreams. :P
[#] Nathan, on August 20, 2008:
You should definitely read some of the books I’ve got about dreams.
Basically, you are going to die soon or you are going to be extremely successful. Just pick the one you like.